SMH: Groping Ghost Grabs Grandma
The SMH of the day comes from a crazy ghost that is molesting a 73-year-old grandmother. The poor lady is Doris Birch, and she is sick and tired of having sleepless nights, because a perverted ghost will not stop touching her. Yes we know it sounds rather crazy, and that is why we have to SMH at the ghost and well the entire situation.
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Read the complete details from Kent U.K.
The 73-year-old former nursing home assistant says she can no longer sleep at night as she struggles to fight off the groping ghost.
She said: "It's like an octopus. It started four months ago. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.
"I kicked frantically and it went away. Next time it came I hurled the duvet on to the floor!
"But the ghost keeps coming back. I've tried sleeping without the duvet. But it started shaking my mattress.
"I even threw the mattress off the bed and bought a new one but it has made no difference.
"I told my 16-year-old granddaughter and she was gobsmacked. She said I must be joking.
"People are going to think I am mad but it is as real as the day to me. I'm not lonely. I love living alone."
"But this is very creepy and is giving me the jitters. It's harassing me. I need to call in the Ghostbusters."
"I told the vicar and he said it is a lost spirit. What I want to know is, why has it got lost in my flat?"
According to reports the grandmother will be receiving help from
ghost-hunters Ray and Beryl Herne.
Spirit medium Ray, says he can draw the gross ghost into him while Beryl will envelope it in a "vortex of light" and send it to the "other side."
Beryl said: "Sometimes spirits need to be here. There is usually a reason. Sometimes it's family. Sometimes we have to alleviate some stress."
Poltergeists are said to be mischievous spirits that make loud noises and move objects.
What do you think of the situation?